El flow

Okay, I know I just said this about something else last week, but I promise you this is the best use of subtitles ever, and Community is the best new show on television. (39 second clip below.)
—ACE

15 Uses for Vodka

Below is a new list from mcsweeneys.org, my favorite in awhile. I think I like #10, vodka sauce, best.

—ACE

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15 Uses For Vodka.

BY WILL BAILEY

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1. Pour five liters of vodka into a utility bucket for a soothing, sterile footbath.

2. You can keep away insects and plant pathogens by lining the edges of your lawn with glasses of vodka.

3. Wash your car with vodka. You'll need anywhere from 7-10 bottles of vodka, depending on the car. Remove excess vodka with vodka.

4. Instead of paint, use vodka. Your friends will be impressed: "Wow, you painted your dining room vodka?!"

5. Save water with a quick vodka shower. Just pour vodka onto your head, lather, and rinse. Go ahead, sneak a sip... nobody's looking!

6. Construct a footstool out of empty vodka bottles so you can reach your vodka cupboard.

7. Vodka your plants.

8. Take a vodka bath. 15-20 bottles. While you soak, bleach your whites in the same vodka. It's cost effective and pretty safe.

9. A few drops of vodka into the eyes will instantly clear up any redness or irritation.

10. Make your own vodka sauce. Pour vodka directly onto food. Vodka sauce.

11. Clean your gun with a vodka-soaked rag. Now your gun will smell like vodka when you show it to people.

12. Distill your own vodka by boiling a pot of urine.

13. Build a tree house for the children.

14. Pour vodka into a paper bag. Stick your face into the bag, but do not inhale (WINK).

15. Poison your neighbors' pets.

How do you say "pottymouth" in serbian?

There have been some great uses of subtitles in the past, but, with all do respect to Amelie, City of God and that "shat on a turtle!" scene in Austin Powers 3, I think this youtube clip takes the cake. Best use of subtitles ever. Could you imagine an American athlete saying those things in English? Shit, I can't even imagine an American athlete thinking those things in English...

—ACE

TeaBaggin woot woot

Im not one of those political savy homeboys that knows the lay of the land when it comes to health care or whats going on in iraq, i dont keep up with it.
Its Hard enough for me to keep up with my Fantasy Football league.
So after watching this viedo i watched the 5 most recent eppisodes of The Colbert Show, and The Daily Show. Just so i wouldnt feel as stupid and missinformed as all of these pale midwest seniors. this video made me laugh pretty hard, then scared the shit out of me.

Enjoy.

Love,
Tomas K. Bohan

"Never thought I'd be on a bike"

Have you ever dreamed about the Lonely Island Crew making fun of clownable scene stereotypes like garage rock DJs, hipster models and fixed-gear extremists? Well I have, and this video is kind of like one of those dreams coming true.

—ACE