TeaBaggin woot woot

Im not one of those political savy homeboys that knows the lay of the land when it comes to health care or whats going on in iraq, i dont keep up with it.
Its Hard enough for me to keep up with my Fantasy Football league.
So after watching this viedo i watched the 5 most recent eppisodes of The Colbert Show, and The Daily Show. Just so i wouldnt feel as stupid and missinformed as all of these pale midwest seniors. this video made me laugh pretty hard, then scared the shit out of me.

Enjoy.

Love,
Tomas K. Bohan

"Never thought I'd be on a bike"

Have you ever dreamed about the Lonely Island Crew making fun of clownable scene stereotypes like garage rock DJs, hipster models and fixed-gear extremists? Well I have, and this video is kind of like one of those dreams coming true.

—ACE

So your Cat Wants A Massage?

I Really Dont understand cat people. Really? a cat massage? this is crazy.

Enjoy.
Love Tomas K. Bohan

The Game-Changer

Since the dawn of time, the fairness of coin flips has been an undisputed fact, a truth no one in their right mind could ever seriously argue. However, after vigorous analysis, three academics at Stanford recently determined otherwise. They claim coin tosses are not random.

Here's what Slate is reporting:

"The startling finding is they aren't random. Instead, for natural flips, the chance of a coin coming up on the same side as it started is about 51 percent. Heads facing up predicts heads; tails facing up predicts tails."

What?!

Wait, WHAT?! All of a sudden I feel very yucky and need to take a shower. I'll be right back.

Okay I'm back, and I'm pissed.

Wtf. It's 2009, people. For centuries we've relied on coin tosses to settle tiebreakers, overtimes and who gets the last piece of pizza, and now they figure this out? Can we trust anything anymore? What truth will be shit on next, Gravity? The Constitution?? Rock Paper Scissors???

I suppose this is yet another example of why basketball is the greatest activity on the planet. It's the last true sport because in basketball there are no coin flips—all disputes are settled with jump balls. And that's brilliant because the jump ball is the ultimate test of wit, skill and tallness. Everything in life should be so just.

So in light of Stanford's study I demand that all game show hosts, NFL officials and last-piece-of-pizza-giver-outers immediately take a cue from the NBA and have the people involved jump at basketballs whenever there is any doubt about anything. Ever.

—ACE

How To Press A Record.

This is a video of Jack White's new band. I don't know if its his new band, it could be someone else in the bands new band. but he is most famous. i guess. That chick in the band is from the kills. i think she had a make over, cause she doesn't look so much like a gross junkie anymore. But this video is pretty good. Ive Never really seen how they make Vynal, and seeing this video doesn't really make me understand too much more. but its still pretty cool. I think i would like to press records in my garage.
well the band is The Dead Weather and the song is "Will there be Enough Water?"
Enjoy,
Love,
Tomas K. Bohan

Two headed boy

Robin Pecknold, of the Fleet Foxes, has been blowing minds with an old Neutral Milk Hotel classic, Two headed boy. Usually it's pretty hard to think of anyone singing any Neutral Milk Hotel song besides Jeff Mangum, but Pecknold kills it. I'm not jealous or anything. I mean when I was 23 years old I was doing cool shit too.... I swear. Whatever, fuck you Robin
(click title for song link)
-DOM-

The tallest man on earth

There's something impressive about a guy who's from Sweden that sounds like he's straight outta Tennisee. Folk is what it is, and continues to present it self in just as much a humbling way, as it does with honest truth. It's more than a little euphoric to hear songs like this. Songs that can stand on their own, only to be caught within a momment in time. Resting in the middle of nowhere, for only a few unknowing instrument seekers to hear what they might have missed if they decided to do anything else on this perticular day.
-DOM-
PS (San Diego kids) This guy opens for John Vanderslice 6/30/09 at the casbah. See you there.

Tallest Man on Earth - The Gardener - A Take Away Show from La Blogotheque on Vimeo.