Get your kittys close to the computer

Woah, i hoped and wish and prayed and it came true.
More Cat Massage!!!





Love,
Tomas K. Bohan

PUPPY BOWL

The super bowl came and went. We were happy with the outcome. But the thing we were all at the edge of our seats was the puppy bowl. Could you believe that they called Unnecessary ruff-ruff-ruffness on Fava? And that Crazy Jake Most Valuable Puppy!
So much controversy unbelievable. Here are some highlights.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fo3zvuIOwB4

Ohh and the kitten halftime show was off the wall scandalous.
Sorry Rodger Daltry these kitties have you beat.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fa26xftV0Z0


I cant wait till next year.
Love,
Tomas K. Bohan.

Dynamite Trailer

It has been many moons since a movie looked this good, this quotable. And I suspect many more moons will pass before we see another.

-ACE

Barbara Walters Vs. TMNT

El flow

Okay, I know I just said this about something else last week, but I promise you this is the best use of subtitles ever, and Community is the best new show on television. (39 second clip below.)
—ACE

15 Uses for Vodka

Below is a new list from mcsweeneys.org, my favorite in awhile. I think I like #10, vodka sauce, best.

—ACE

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15 Uses For Vodka.

BY WILL BAILEY

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1. Pour five liters of vodka into a utility bucket for a soothing, sterile footbath.

2. You can keep away insects and plant pathogens by lining the edges of your lawn with glasses of vodka.

3. Wash your car with vodka. You'll need anywhere from 7-10 bottles of vodka, depending on the car. Remove excess vodka with vodka.

4. Instead of paint, use vodka. Your friends will be impressed: "Wow, you painted your dining room vodka?!"

5. Save water with a quick vodka shower. Just pour vodka onto your head, lather, and rinse. Go ahead, sneak a sip... nobody's looking!

6. Construct a footstool out of empty vodka bottles so you can reach your vodka cupboard.

7. Vodka your plants.

8. Take a vodka bath. 15-20 bottles. While you soak, bleach your whites in the same vodka. It's cost effective and pretty safe.

9. A few drops of vodka into the eyes will instantly clear up any redness or irritation.

10. Make your own vodka sauce. Pour vodka directly onto food. Vodka sauce.

11. Clean your gun with a vodka-soaked rag. Now your gun will smell like vodka when you show it to people.

12. Distill your own vodka by boiling a pot of urine.

13. Build a tree house for the children.

14. Pour vodka into a paper bag. Stick your face into the bag, but do not inhale (WINK).

15. Poison your neighbors' pets.

How do you say "pottymouth" in serbian?

There have been some great uses of subtitles in the past, but, with all do respect to Amelie, City of God and that "shat on a turtle!" scene in Austin Powers 3, I think this youtube clip takes the cake. Best use of subtitles ever. Could you imagine an American athlete saying those things in English? Shit, I can't even imagine an American athlete thinking those things in English...

—ACE